Quick! Check your email!
There’s a message of purest gratitude, whizzing it’s way to you faster than chocolate melting in a Texas summer. Unfortunately, it’s temporarily halted due to a teensy technicality. You have to go find the email that just arrived in your inbox, and confirm that you truly want to hear from me. As soon as that’s been handled, then the message of purest gratitude will find you.
See you soon!